Local: Man Takes Handicap Spot – Causes Injuries

An outrage broke out at the mall yesterday, as a handicapped woman, Lola, was unable to park in a handicapped spot taken by a car without the handicap sticker and ended up getting hurt. As police were not able to identify the owner of the car till early this morning, the car was smashed to pieces by angry onlookers. Frank Constanza is due in court on Monday. Lola would like to share that she herself is not pressing any charges, as she believes in second chances. She is currently resting in St. Elizabeth’s hospital and her family would appreciate any donations possible. As her mother says, “Old ladies don’t make new money. Good people give new money.”

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